No big deal right?... wrong, it hurt so bad I about passed out, and this is coming from a girl who has given natural child birth. Anyway, I decided it was time to go to the doctor and have it taken care of so I could have my normal life back... what's normal by the way?!?! So after a little coaxing from my husband we went to the doctor together. I was terrified because they were going to numb it by putting a needle right in the infection... YUCK. So when I got there I started talking really loud and really fast (imagine that). I insisted that they give me something to get me through the "operation"... may I again remind you that I have had a baby... NATURAL! So after I scared them enough, they gave me a shot of Valium in my buttocks and it hurt SO BAD.
Then the nightmare started... the shot, or should I say, the 3 shots. And thanks to my lovely husband who smuggled the camera in, we can all take a look...
And here is what I was doing...
Then, and here comes the gross part, he pulled this out from under my skin...
And here is me again...
Pretty much this entire experience sucked... and was disgusting! Jon thought it was pretty cool and so did the doctor... oh and I thought it was cool when I got home and the Valium kicked in... NICE!... and no Mandy, I still have my toe nail!!!
Natural Childbirth!? What were you thinking? Please don't tell me you did it twice.
ReplyDeleteOh and yeah, that was pretty dang gross lookin'. I'm glad they didn't have to amputate.
What, exactly, was it that they "pulled out" of your toe? I can see it, but I don't know what it is. Is it part of your body or a foreign object? And how did it get in there? hehe
ReplyDeleteAnd kudos to getting through that - does your toe at least feel better?
So, what exactly WAS under your toe? I can't believe they let you have the camera in there. I wish I could have taken pics when my fingernail was ripped off down to the bone. That would have been cool pictures to share. GROSS!! hehe
ReplyDeleteBrooke, it was an in-grown toe nail, I should have said that!!! And Q, the natural childbirth was with Jack, and it was an accident that will NEVER happen again!!!
ReplyDeleteYuck! Sorry you had to go through that...there is nothing worse than something wrong with your foot. Seriously, you need your feet to walk-I understand and my heart goes out to ya! (Had foot surgery last October-ugh!)
ReplyDeleteHow could you possibly look so freakin hot, when you had your body ripped apart like that!?! (Well, everything but the toenail, anyways. Thanks for the play by play. BIG OWIEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwww! The first pic wasn't bad, but then I have to confess I scrolled FAST, not looking at detail!!! Get better soon....
ReplyDeleteOkay, i'll come back later when i get done THROWING-UP! lol, jk. I went through this "in-grown toenail" phase and I swear those suckers hurt SOOOO bad! They are worse than the surgery I think!!
ReplyDeleteOuch!! That looks like it hurts! What a great photo op...one for the scrapbook? :o)
ReplyDeleteWhile natural childbirth I have not experienced (or any kind for that matter), I have had my big toenail removed before. I will agree with you that having that done was the WORST thing ever! I was a sophomore in HS and can still remember the shots, I almost passed out. No other drugs for me. It was disgusting and even worse, my toenail grew back crooked.
ReplyDeleteI loved every second of this blog it rocked and was totally disgusting... but I LOVE IT! What is with you and all the wierd health things, appendicitis, broken ribs, major concussion now this. Maybe you should just repent.
ReplyDeleteThat scarf looks familiar...hmm. Why are you wearing a scarf in Arizona?
ReplyDeleteYUCK...and cool!!! I guess thats why I am going to be a nurse, right? My husband had this very same surgery a couple of years ago, and it was becasue I MADE him go to the doc. That part of his toenail never grew back, so he has a half toe nail. Anyway, he was not happy with me, because he said it was OUT OF CONTROL painful. So, I am sorry that you had to go through the same thing :)
ReplyDeleteNatural childbirth? yikes!!!!
Ha ha! I have the funniest sister EVER! Repent? Me? For what? Being perfect!!!
ReplyDeletek, you guys are hilarious!! And I must say that Jon has a pretty strong stomach to stand there and take pictures, my husband would have fainted! And yah, the scarf? Aren't you a little old to be hiding a hickie?
ReplyDeleteYou seriously are the funniest girl ever, and Milli. I could just watch you two all day just having a conversation.
ReplyDeleteI usually get grossed out pretty easy, but this was really quite amusing. Thank you for documenting this experience.
P.s. Do all ingrown toenails have to be treated like this at the doctors office?
GROSS! I could not even look at the pictures with the shots let alone the rest. I also had an ingrown toenail and it is so painful! Glad it is over for you!
ReplyDeleteThat is so very extremely nasty disgusting! It borders on an adult content level. My system barely allowed this gore! Nice toe!
ReplyDeleteOh man! Glad that experience is over for you! Way to get through it:)!
ReplyDeleteOnly on Tice's blog! You are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteWow - that is serious disgusting! What did he pull out, I can't tell?
ReplyDeleteThat is nasty. So I noticed you never responded about the scarf...what is the deal? haha. Hope your toe is feeling better.
ReplyDeleteThat is nasty. So I noticed you never responded about the scarf...what is the deal? haha. Hope your toe is feeling better.
ReplyDeleteWow !! I was disturbingly intrigued !! But ouch- that looks so stinking painful, I only have half of my toenail right now thanks to long runs, but not painful- thanks for the documentary I have never seen one being pulled out before...haha, but really ewwww !
ReplyDeleteDamn you! Damn you and your still fine toes! So ticked!
ReplyDeleteThis only brought back memories. OUCH! Watch out though...once you've had them they can come back pretty easy! I'm impressed you lived through the needles. You've come a long way since the Ricks days. ;)
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