Quotes to Remember…

I have compiled quotes from my kids over the last few years. Things they have said that made me laugh. Things that I NEVER want to forget. So, tonight, while putting off all the things I SHOULD be doing, I thought I'd create a post on the sweet and randomly hilarious things my kids say… wasn't there a T.V. show about this?

Jack Jolley

May 2011:
Jack: "dear heavenly father, we are thankful for this day, we are thankful for this food, please bless the food, please bless that we will have the spirit in our hearts, please bless grandpa Gary that he is having a good time in heaven, please bless that we will all have a good time in heaven..."

June 2011:
A lady in our ward sang "I Know My Heavenly Father Loves Me" in our sacrament meeting.  When she finished Jack looked up at me and asked me "mom, did she sing I Know My Heavenly Father Loves Me or did she sing I know all the husbands love me?"  Basically I had to get up and leave the meeting in order to compose myself.  I'm not sure I even answered him!!!  

September 2012:

Jack forgot to take the money to school for the Entertainment Book fundraiser.  When I pointed this out and mentioned that he needs to work on remembering and being more responsible he said "well mom, at least we still have God".  Yes we do Jack, yes we do!

Bella Jolley

September 2012:

A conversation with my kids today...

Me: "ok so dad and I are going on a date tonight, you guys better be

good for the babysitter"

Kids: "where are you guys going?"

Me: "the temple"

Bella: "are you going to the temple to get married?"

Me: "no! I'm already married"

Bella: "are you going to the temple to get me married?"

Me: "hahahahaha!!"

March 2013:

Bella, for the first time, jumping on a trampoline with bungie cords attached was so excited.  She exclaimed "mom, this is all I ever dreamed of.  I can't believe this is happening!!"

Brayden Jolley

May 2012:

Brayden counting his money and doing the math for his tithing and asking, "So mom, how much do I have to pay Jesus?"

May 2013:

Mom: "Brayden, how come you have been so sick lately?"

Brayden: "I think it's because Jesus is going to come soon. It says in the scriptures that there will be lots of sickness right before he comes."

Mom: "well, I'd better get my crap together then, huh?"

Brayden:  "pretty much, yeah."

July 2013:

Brayden watched one to many "Goosebumps" movies and was scared to be alone… so he offered this deal to Jack if Jack would stay with him…

Brayden tells Jack "if you stay in the bathroom with me, I will take away all your sins." I didn't know Brayden had that kind of power!!!

Me Against All Three

Summer 2013:

Driving in the car...

Me: "Brayden, can I use your blanket?"

Brayden: "But mom I'm cold so I'm using it."

Me: "Brayden, I'm so cold. You owe me you know...  I grew you in my tummy for 9 months and kept you warm and safe and happy. Now I need you to share your blanket with me... okay?"

Jack (from the backseat): "You won't be able to use that on Bella mom."

Me: "What Jack?"

Jack: "Aunt Sadie is the one that kept Bella warm in her tummy for 9 months so Bella doesn't have to share her blanket with you."

I laughed so hard that I got really hot and didn't need a blanket after that! Families come together all different ways! And I LOVE my little girl! 

I simply really love these kids.